you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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