Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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