elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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