He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
420 ftw
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
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She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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