I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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