Ketchup is God's man juice
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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