I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have tasted many bathrooms
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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