I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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