Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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