Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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