this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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