My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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