if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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