after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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