Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Acid is not a monday night drug
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So much rum. So many feels.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
