think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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