Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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