For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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