whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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