You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize