people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I stole a fireplace last night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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