Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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