Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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