Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
How external is "for external use only"?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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