physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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