I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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