Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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