Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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