He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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