I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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