It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
a search helicopter?!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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