so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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