there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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