Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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