it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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