I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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