you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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