Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
