let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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