Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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