If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
no you cant smoke seaweed
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
