Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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