Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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