we made out on top of his cat.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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