but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I puked a lego.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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