Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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