That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think I am morally bankrupt
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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