just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
