Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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