So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
