i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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