fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
