Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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